Cultural Imperialist

"Scathing Spats on Shallow Subjects"

Fri Sep 10

 

2010

Imperialist of the Week

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Corruption Crackdown: The Chalupa Challenger

August 30, 2010

The firing of corrupt Mexican police signals more sweeping reforms within Mexico. Some anonymous imperialist is hard at work. Read On

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Kagan Exercises: Confirmation as Conquest

August 9, 2010

Elena Kagan's the latest hack to win a Supreme Court spot, and that kind of chutzpah deserves an award, even one as meaningless as ours. Read On

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Explonanism: Fireworks as Imperialist

July 6, 2010

Cultural Imperialist salutes fireworks, those onanistic displays of jingoism. Never stop reaching for, and light-polluting, the stars. Read On

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From Russia, With Hotties

June 30, 2010

Russia shows it's still in the game to win. If their femme fatales are any measure of their worth, we've got a hell of a fight on our hands. Read On

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Facebook Eats The Internet

May 18, 2010

Privacy experts are worried that Facebook is evil. But Facebook is more like an amoral cookie monster. Read On

Nicolas Sarkozy: Imperialist of the Week

Veiled Threat: Sarkozy Knocks the Orthodox

April 23, 2010

Nicolas Sarkozy may be French, but he knows how to put the burn on burkas. He's our Imperialist of the Week. Read On

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Kiss my Ash: Volcano as Imperialist

April 16, 2010

It should be obvious to the close follower of Icelandic quirkster Bjork's career that Eyjafjallajokull's eruption was simply the latest and most impressive performance art yet from the demented mind that brought us "Human Behavior." Read On

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Solid as Barack: The Conquest of Health Care

March 28, 2010

Anyone who reorganizes one-sixth of the American economy with a ridiculously ornate stroke of the pen deserves to be our Imperialist of the Week. Read On

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Israel Not Biden Its Time

March 22, 2010

Israel's timed announcement of construction plans in East Jerusalem indicate a clear willingness to breach protocol in order to advance their own interests, thus earning our Imperialist of the Week award. Read On

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ImperialMitt: Why We Love Romney

March 8, 2010

Mitt Romney may be the greatest denigrator of The Non-American Way since P.J. O'Rourke's brilliantly offensive "Foreigners of the World" study for National Lampoon. Read On

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