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Archive for June, 2010

From Russia, With Hotties

Posted in Imperialist of the Week on Wednesday, June 30, 2010 No Comments »

Russia shows it's still in the game to win. If their femme fatales are any measure of their worth, we've got a hell of a fight on our hands.

Do Dove “Real Beauty” Ads Inspire Lust, or Caution?

Posted in Spats on Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2 Comments »

The Dove "Real Beauty" ads feature real women in a state of undress. But is their billboard presence cause for alarm or mental masturbation?

Mirror, Mirror, Elevator

Posted in Quickies on Friday, June 25, 2010 No Comments »

Elevators with reflective interiors are the most sinful conveyances on the planet, worse than Humvees, pleasure yachts, and Sandra Bullock's private emotional roller coaster.

Community-Supported Agitprop: Box Those Vegecrats

Posted in Feature Story, Quickies on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 No Comments »

The Band of Brothers didn't die so you could resurrect the Soviet breadline in Marin County. Community Supported Agriculture leaves a rotten taste in Greg's mouth.

Tag, You’re the Sh–: The Importance of Moral Shirtainty

Posted in Banner, The Culturer on Tuesday, June 8, 2010 No Comments »

Call me a strict apparelist, but I believe society crumbles when we vainly decide to cut the tags. That's not just your neck itching - it's your conscience calling.

Hotties on the Hill: How Important Are Looks in Government?

Posted in Spats on Friday, June 4, 2010 No Comments »

Do we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal? Or is it the beautiful who will inherit the earth (or at least the reigns of government)?

(Dis)honorary Degree

Posted in Quickies on Wednesday, June 2, 2010 No Comments »

Millions of people wasted their lives and a ton of dough thinking college was going to be, for them, the next stage of their personal evolution, the stepladder to success. They were wrong.

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