Wed Sep 17
He's played a kindly convict, Nelson Mandela and even a mop-pushing God. On the other hand, the world was obliterated by a read on
You come to an intersection but instead of stopping, you keep running in place. Wow, you’re such a douche.
Drivers who are turning but refuse to occupy the entirety of the turn lane are a douchey menace to society.
I’ve watched you–all of you abuse the honor system by passing more than the designated number of items through the express line. Congratulations, you’re a douche.
I have noticed an increase in the girth of my local post- men and women, their biomass in… read on
Don’t ask me how I ran across (or acrost as they say in my old neighborhood of Redneckia)… read on
There are certain things a culture can do to obliterate itself on the relevance scale.… read on
Time was, you could call a woman ma’am without her getting offended. Just because that… read on
The season premiere of “Chuck” is three weeks away, and like any 13-year-old girl in a c… read on
It hit me in the shower today: Tom Hanks was 13 years old when he had sex with Elizabeth Pe… read on